make a left
<< thoughts by POPS at 4:33 AM on Wednesday, May 10, 2006
some ideas come at the darndest times.
so there used to be these ill ballplayers from NYC...the Mapp brothers. Ok, they weren't that ill, but ballers nonetheless. One was named Majestic and the other was named Scientific. They had more siblings, but you see where this is going already.
Some names are strange. And some just make you grin from ear to ear.
So naturally, I decided to troll the web and find some other off-the-wall names parents have bestowed upon their churn. I'll take the liberty of omitting the kids and parents that I actually know because that would just be mean of me. i wouldn't want to start patronizing anyone.
so there used to be these ill ballplayers from NYC...the Mapp brothers. Ok, they weren't that ill, but ballers nonetheless. One was named Majestic and the other was named Scientific. They had more siblings, but you see where this is going already.
Some names are strange. And some just make you grin from ear to ear.
So naturally, I decided to troll the web and find some other off-the-wall names parents have bestowed upon their churn. I'll take the liberty of omitting the kids and parents that I actually know because that would just be mean of me. i wouldn't want to start patronizing anyone.
Zowie Bowieand now that I think about it, I wrote a paragraph in response to some chick who was bad-mouthing Blacks for some of their children's unusual names, but somehow my quick rant got lost in cyberspace and I've since lost all the anger that preceeded that tirade. oh well.
Richard Hertz
Rock Bottomly
Bud Wieser
Benjamin Dover
Richard Falek
Randy Bunney
Tu Morrow
Ima Hogg
Fennis Dembo
Jermajesty Jackson
7 Comments:
I always love the mixed names.
Jermajesty Jackson.
Who wants a bet he went by "JJ"?
5/10/2006 11:33 AM
i woke up out my damn sleep saying patronized... LOL.
You forgot baby Espn.
5/10/2006 6:47 PM
take a wild guess who his/her uncle is.
no you didn't. i didn't get a text. don't forget about bookcase.
5/10/2006 8:27 PM
How about those names that just dont go with the person?
I went to school with a Puerto Rican dude named Ruben Blancovich. I worked with a Nadine Rachel Abraham who was Trinidadian...but Im still mad at CoCo Crisp!!! LOL
5/11/2006 3:06 PM
Knew a Tuesday, Thursday and a Saturday.
Knew the 4 seasons: Spring, Summer, ect.
Knew a chick who named her daughters, Wynter and the other Eve
Knew a Dixie Kupp
..and a guy in high school named Gaylord....
da eff do parents think about before doing that shtuff.
5/12/2006 2:58 PM
this just in: Diamond Champagne.
i heard it today and i was beside myself.
5/15/2006 2:31 AM
Add these to the list...
Kyd Duchovny
Saffron Sahara Libel
Denim & Diesel
Fifi Trixibelle Gates
Reign Beau Rhames
Dixie Dot Richardson
Pirate Davis
God'iss Love Stone
Hopper Jack Penn
Poppy Honey Oliver
Pilot Inspektor Lee
Audio Science Sansun
Sisters Rumer, Scout & Talula Belle
and finally brothers:
Rebel, Rocket, Racer & Rogue Rodriguez
5/15/2006 3:48 PM
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